“One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.” ———————Kurt Vonnegut—————— My name is Rachel and I have been existing idly for a mere fifteen years, engrossed in the richness of literature and captivated by the pure, artistic craftsmanship of television, film, and theatre. I can be a quiet one sometimes, but I sure do love with all my heart.Tumblr (3.0; @rachelkillers)http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow<br /> morning of school: nevermindhttp://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/51048477953http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/51048477953Wed, 22 May 2013 00:26:48 -0400gpoy<p>mixed up jerry maguire with risky business. ugh rookie mistake.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/0195541c07fab8ef882f21e62f8fe95d/tumblr_inline_mn4jo7m0sx1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50953022639http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50953022639Mon, 20 May 2013 21:21:07 -0400well that's thirty minutes of my life i'll never get backi feel dumbtom cruisethey all sound the same<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e92c90cac148867f42d0e9c7bfa521ba/tumblr_mmy6z6thpX1qg6jp5o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/154801ea8c7acc2abce801388221bf90/tumblr_mmy6z6thpX1qg6jp5o4_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d732a8089327e919e48bfcd9345b23d/tumblr_mmy6z6thpX1qg6jp5o3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0fa8f4bf8c985200ad608cc37b32890b/tumblr_mmy6z6thpX1qg6jp5o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4e4fc0970c2e84f4eb349c7552c1369/tumblr_mmy6z6thpX1qg6jp5o5_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c89591d66d48148f3e490885f7e569f1/tumblr_mmy6z6thpX1qg6jp5o6_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><small> That is … essentially, exactly the way it happened.</small></small></p> </blockquote>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50870412177http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50870412177Sun, 19 May 2013 21:22:00 -0400one of the best comedic episodes in dramatic television historynot even kiddingso hilarious i can diethe x-files<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b87b2df4e01eebbdea45b5e7726eafe/tumblr_mlmzqpMUJX1qbjrw4o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b35cc5a69962e3133d355b948c99fc5/tumblr_mlmzqpMUJX1qbjrw4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a793b390d92867c138001461af27c4e/tumblr_mlmzqpMUJX1qbjrw4o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/271b446fdc4d810e47a78e96cacedc40/tumblr_mlmzqpMUJX1qbjrw4o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bdd82b77e4aea2195fadc0425d74c532/tumblr_mlmzqpMUJX1qbjrw4o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2961ed4f9b7a795648ec7376e03f9e0/tumblr_mlmzqpMUJX1qbjrw4o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9097c517a36e8fc90b3b13de9d50a27/tumblr_mlmzqpMUJX1qbjrw4o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff495454f1d3b6d7a939ec660d190bc2/tumblr_mlmzqpMUJX1qbjrw4o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50833378581http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50833378581Sun, 19 May 2013 13:28:55 -0400bamfdaenarys fucking stormborn of house targaryen mother of dragons bitchasoiafgame of thrones<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a27ea0f9735fedf8a8774a03cfc7282/tumblr_mmqr3lT3za1qi0ukoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50791186835http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50791186835Sun, 19 May 2013 01:25:45 -0400jon hammMad Men<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f474c4754c47749053d8befcc079be4b/tumblr_mlykehDxPr1s00ervo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2b5a905d5a936c34ae2df7b7c1093e1/tumblr_mlykehDxPr1s00ervo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d4a11cad2426bd4a89a130fe1ee70cf/tumblr_mlykehDxPr1s00ervo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56d2ac9256a4e0551aa2f36ef8ff9d8a/tumblr_mlykehDxPr1s00ervo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div><em><small>“Police are now expanding their search for a missing McKinley county boy after four days with no leads. Fourteen year old Drew Sharp was last seen by his parents Thursday morning… Sharp was last seen riding his dirt bike into the dessert behind his house…”</small></em></div> </blockquote> <p></p>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50789967146http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50789967146Sun, 19 May 2013 01:05:11 -0400nopei can'tjesse pinkmanbreaking badaaron paul<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99d97f2ccea2ed3d16be67daef6f328b/tumblr_lv92xhs7Q51qalg37o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/38bc09b6b814092ca27d5600a08e78f7/tumblr_lv92xhs7Q51qalg37o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50614429033http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50614429033Thu, 16 May 2013 20:25:38 -0400can you nothow i met your motherwill always be endgame in my head<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnt4odOzP1qee7ixo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnt4odOzP1qee7ixo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnt4odOzP1qee7ixo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50542823518http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50542823518Wed, 15 May 2013 21:29:43 -0400<p>did some last minute studying for ap euro with the boyfriend and when i was about to leave, he said, &#8220;hey, i have something for you&#8230;&#8221; and it ended up being a 5-hour energy.</p> <p><strong>IT&#8217;S EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED FOR TOMORROW.</strong></p>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50476693797http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50476693797Wed, 15 May 2013 00:35:00 -0400he knows me too well<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0096b1df18a554a09878924721f58d9/tumblr_mmrs26IMcD1qg3g39o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65fe50b2d9b5276554fad733336c6cb4/tumblr_mmrs26IMcD1qg3g39o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3547ddfdf0dbb2a101fbfef38be6e993/tumblr_mmrs26IMcD1qg3g39o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82ea272dad0a9b996cdd75976300198b/tumblr_mmrs26IMcD1qg3g39o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3081c375ee347ffdba4278efc04dda9/tumblr_mmrs26IMcD1qg3g39o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9fd3edec67cac863f30f6d2ca48d3e21/tumblr_mmrs26IMcD1qg3g39o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><span>“We need you to be here waiting </span><span>for us, hopefully living in this house </span><span>with your future bride. [</span><span>What future bride?] </span><span><strong>The girl.</strong>”</span></em></p> </blockquote>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50400736122http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50400736122Tue, 14 May 2013 00:42:00 -0400himym<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/52d24cb68778ee754a0ba3ba807b617f/tumblr_ml2rj5cdvP1ru2w4bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50323024557http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50323024557Mon, 13 May 2013 01:03:53 -0400robert downey jr<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/rachelkillers/50321875814/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50321875814" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><small>First trailer for <strong>Arrested Development</strong> - Season 4!</small></p> </blockquote> <p>DEAR LORD <strong>WHY DO WE NOT HAVE NETFLIX</strong></p>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50321875814http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50321875814Mon, 13 May 2013 00:43:00 -0400criesarrested development<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/49125673ec7d026883c4f3eb6e745d2d/tumblr_mmpwrjmWKJ1qiyullo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d61764a31ea3a35dc063628c4f753161/tumblr_mmpwrjmWKJ1qiyullo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22b3d8e0dd1a89be0ca9184a4194d6d5/tumblr_mmpwrjmWKJ1qiyullo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a047f1e1ac612f8b94834a395695476/tumblr_mmpwrjmWKJ1qiyullo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/23770290df09d55968fbda608284e83a/tumblr_mmpwrjmWKJ1qiyullo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/909fd0a6190bf611afb984ae6272388c/tumblr_mmpwrjmWKJ1qiyullo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c716e338d6c0e5ef053c7db90dca0e41/tumblr_mmpwrjmWKJ1qiyullo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/36837ce0a71037d8003d79a5ff173881/tumblr_mmpwrjmWKJ1qiyullo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50318061219http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50318061219Sun, 12 May 2013 23:44:56 -0400tywin ain't yo little bitch joffreygot<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89b772ccbedcbb2724657bdd6b15d9e8/tumblr_mmhuumjoMj1qausxco1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50304398946http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50304398946Sun, 12 May 2013 20:50:13 -0400claire fishersix feet undersfublack and whitehttp://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50268570795http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50268570795Sun, 12 May 2013 12:52:24 -0400my mom is the best mother a kid can ever ask for<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d2a47830112da5296d70cb08acde6ec/tumblr_misxxt8guO1qjju5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50267467663http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50267467663Sun, 12 May 2013 12:37:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3bdbe19872272941e0a3619e41e8a8e4/tumblr_mmlcps4VH81r97zeto1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/567c0557c935d8191112d2ba870d0d7d/tumblr_mmlcps4VH81r97zeto2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katherinesfire.tumblr.com/post/50095967103">katherinesfire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><small>That is the Caroline I know and loathe.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50119200633http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50119200633Fri, 10 May 2013 18:47:38 -0400YESvampire diaries<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a8f04b8092be6d26faf68d097f0c906/tumblr_mg5zzuwhaf1qfmueto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50114624300http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50114624300Fri, 10 May 2013 17:43:31 -0400me<p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/44fd277782444eac626de2e3960c6557/tumblr_inline_mmlqv7kaOk1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50114423294http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50114423294Fri, 10 May 2013 17:40:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68vvknPwm1qaliojo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50064277868http://rachelkillers.tumblr.com/post/50064277868Thu, 09 May 2013 23:13:28 -0400the breakfast club