scoobysnacked:

theboywhofangirled:

Courtney’s secret Santa is a beautiful person

IM YELLING IN MANY LANGUAGES

lol tom thinks i’m beautiful

(Source: kimpossibooty)

2 months ago with 365 notes » scoobysnackedkimpossibooty)

galadriels:

"Your duty is with your people,’ he answered.
"Too often have I heard of duty," she cried. "But am I not of the house of Eorl, a shield-maiden and not a dry-nurse? I have waited on faltering feet long enough. Since they falter no longer, it seems, may I not now spend my life as I will?"
"Few may do that with honour," he answered. "But as for you, lady: did you not accept the charge to govern the people until their lord’s return. If you had not been chosen, then some marshal or captain would have been set in the same place, and he could not ride away from his charge, were he weary of it or no."
"Shall I always be chosen," she said bitterly. "Shall I always be left behind when the Riders depart, to mind the house while they win renown, and find food and beds when they return?”

PARTS OF THE BOOK THAT WEREN’T IN THE MOVIE

2 months ago with 6,136 notes » emilianadarlinggaladriels)

(Source: -rorygilmore)

2 months ago with 1,070 notes » donnapaulsens-rorygilmore)

Caught you off guard, didn’t I ?

3 months ago with 844 notes » arthurdrvillarthurdrvill)
3 months ago with 1,805 notes » supagirlsupagirl)

I am King of Forwards. It’s how I like to do business, everybody joking around…

(Source: dundermifflinscranton)

barbaricyip:

mary-stormborn:

why would u

           

(Source: zoewashburne)

7 months ago with 44,537 notes » emilianadarlingzoewashburne)
7 months ago with 96,795 notes » conquering-audreyautunni)
7 months ago with 47,736 notes » fignewmansenglishmajorhumor)

bigpinkbunny:

Lady Mary and Mr. Carson relationship

I remember once she came in here she can’t have been more than 4 or 5 years old, she said: “Mr. Carson, I’ve decided to run away and I wonder if I might take some of the silver to sell”. “Well”, I said, “that could be awkward for his Lordship, supposed I give you six pence to spend in the village instead?” “Very well,” said she, “but you must be sure to charge me interest.”

7 months ago with 384 notes » maryycrawleybigpinkbunny)

worldfamousjunglecruise:

worldfamousjunglecruise:

theboywhofangirled:

scoobysnalcs:

theboywhofangirled:

scoobysnalcs:

You guys may laugh but my schools mascot is actually satan

We have a twenty foot portrait of him in our gym

He’s wearing gym shorts

With a noticeable bulge

More than noticeable

We have our assemblies beneath Satan’s prominent crotch

As another student of this school I can confirm these claims are true

a lot of people thought we were lying

image

this is my school. and i’m proud of my school.

7 months ago with 18,077 notes » scoobysnackedscoobysnacked)

danvotchka:

Vivien Leigh as Cleopatra | Caesar and Cleopatra; 1945.

7 months ago with 345 notes » phoebe-tonkindanvotchka)

condorn:

legend says ur a lil bitch

damn straight

(Source: condom)

7 months ago with 113,421 notes » conquering-audreycondom)

thejellyfishprince:

why cant people appreciate how much effort i put in to not becoming a serial killer 

(Source: fairykeijellyfish)

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