Courtney’s secret Santa is a beautiful person
IM YELLING IN MANY LANGUAGES
lol tom thinks i’m beautiful
"Your duty is with your people,’ he answered.
"Too often have I heard of duty," she cried. "But am I not of the house of Eorl, a shield-maiden and not a dry-nurse? I have waited on faltering feet long enough. Since they falter no longer, it seems, may I not now spend my life as I will?"
"Few may do that with honour," he answered. "But as for you, lady: did you not accept the charge to govern the people until their lord’s return. If you had not been chosen, then some marshal or captain would have been set in the same place, and he could not ride away from his charge, were he weary of it or no."
"Shall I always be chosen," she said bitterly. "Shall I always be left behind when the Riders depart, to mind the house while they win renown, and find food and beds when they return?”
I am King of Forwards. It’s how I like to do business, everybody joking around…
why would u
#firefly #SHUT YOUR ENTIRE FACE THE ACTUAL FUCK UP #mal and jayne answering pretend phones and wearing tiaras at tea parties #mal looking slightly hunted when he’s caught in the act #jayne being totally unembarrassed #because when a toddler gives you a pretend phone you answer that shit #inara teaching him the Correct Way to Pour (Imaginary) Tea #and then pretending to be a dinosaur for 2 hours #river is the best at dinosaurs #simon is terrible so he is a herbivore #and river and the kid chase and eat him #it ends this way every single time
Lady Mary and Mr. Carson relationship
I remember once she came in here she can’t have been more than 4 or 5 years old, she said: “Mr. Carson, I’ve decided to run away and I wonder if I might take some of the silver to sell”. “Well”, I said, “that could be awkward for his Lordship, supposed I give you six pence to spend in the village instead?” “Very well,” said she, “but you must be sure to charge me interest.”
You guys may laugh but my schools mascot is actually satan
We have a twenty foot portrait of him in our gym
He’s wearing gym shorts
With a noticeable bulge
More than noticeable
We have our assemblies beneath Satan’s prominent crotch
As another student of this school I can confirm these claims are true
a lot of people thought we were lying
this is my school. and i’m proud of my school.
Vivien Leigh as Cleopatra | Caesar and Cleopatra; 1945.
legend says ur a lil bitch